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look at this snape i found


it seems normal but then


what is this


turn to page 394 motherfucker



One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

*looking at my legs*:  Oh my god why
*looking at my stomach*:  Oh my god why
*looking at my arms*:  Oh my god why
*looking at my face*:  Oh my god why
*trying to exercise*:  Oh my god why
*eating shitty food*:  Oh my god why
*weighing myself*:  Oh my god why
*looking at my life*:  Oh my god why
*looking at my music taste*:  cool man
The tumblr app sure does use a lot of data for something that doesn’t load pictures
Anonymous: So why did you have an all girls pool party if you're a dude? And why would it have been a problem to have a lesbian there? To me it just sounds like you were being mean and called her a lesbian, didn't invite her and then got butthurt about it afterwards.



i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 




What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?


Guardians of the Galaxy